Monday, October 6, 2008

Enthusiastic anal explorers

Well… I guess everyone knows that rectum doesn’t play the role of a playing field. In fact, it’s the end of the large intestine and it’s a very sensible and delicate territory. The tissues are thin and thus the probability to harm them is very high. Once that occurs, fecal wastes get into the abdominal cavity, causing thus a serious infection and unpleasant conditions.


 

Many people, especially homosexuals use to insert diverse items within their rectum. Heterosexual couples do also engage in such a practice. However, male gays do it with more enthusiasm and originality. And almost all doctors have encountered at least one situation which is similar with this one:

 

It’s Saturday night. An anxious young man stays close to the door of the local emergency hospital. He’s around 24. He’s supple and has curling blonde hair. He’s drunk but the situation makes him awaken to the danger. He’s nervous and needs a doctor. Urgently. The patient has definitely a strange walk and he’s talking fast.

While entering the room and inventing a queer version for not seeming weird, the doctor asks his patient to remove his trousers and lay down with the butt upward. The man in a neat white surgical coat is curious to know what will find inside the tunnel this time.

 

He takes the anoscope, turns the light on and introduces it in the opening. - Whooo!…  It’s ok! A traditional whisky glass. Whisky glasses, crayons, pencils, lipsticks, tennis balls, apples, bananas, carrots, cucumbers, potatoes, flashlights are regular objects usually introduced in the rectum.

 

However, bulbs are the most dangerous devices that one may introduce into a tight puckered ass. Once inserted the bulb is impossible to retrieve from the dark opening. It is required an urgent surgical operation for this purpose. And that’s very dangerous. If the bulb cracks and breaks it may cause inflammation, peritonitis and then death.

 

This is the reason why extreme anal games aren’t so welcome. Anal amateurs are invited to resort to special dildos, vibrators, butt plugs for experiencing real sensations and enjoying a safer sex. You can find them in any sex toys store be it online or offline at truly competitive prices and large assortment of functions. In a good hour and good luck!

Posted by Howe at 09:35:09 | Permalink | Comments (2)